when i first started using tumblr, every morning i would keep scrolling the dashboard until i reached the last post i saw from the night before
July 2012
having to wear a life jacket outside because you’re drowning in bitches
after 1am it doesnt matter who you are we’re all friends now
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
- operator: 911 what's your emergency
- me: do you like me
i hate people, but i hate saying i hate people because that makes me sound mean I’m nice i like people its just that i hate people
i just saw porn on my dash and gagged
gagged on what?
middle schoolers who describe themselves as “mature for their age”
i’m just going to lie on my floor until i become attractive
i can never take “cosmo tip” posts seriously because the first thing i think of is
You’re not supposed to take the cosmo tip posts seriously in the first place. I’m not one to judge, but if you think it’s normal to cut the neck of your partner during intercourse and start summoning Satan, then maybe you shouldn’t be having sex.
wow really i didnt know that thanks



